fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square153linkfedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down140
arrow-up1285arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square153linkfedilink
minus-squareVotes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 个月前He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 个月前That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
minus-squarewhome@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 个月前Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.