• jarfil@beehaw.org
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    10 months ago

    “What if I accidentally forgot to leave the stainless steel cutout with a ruler, can opener, screwdriver, saw, and a couple blade edges on it?”

    …nah, I always carry it in my wallet, right next to the firestarter fresnel lens.

    • Devi@beehaw.org
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      10 months ago

      I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.

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        9 months ago

        If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.

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          9 months ago

          If I’m really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!

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    10 months ago

    At Singapore Airport, there is a huge sign above the immigration gates announcing that drug possession carries the death penalty. Every time I pass through I start questioning how sure I am that I don’t have any drugs on me. (I don’t use drugs or live with anyone who does, and packed my bags myself and didn’t leave them out of my sight, which is about >99.99% certainty, though that >0.01% bears a heavy weight.)

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      10 months ago

      Someone could’ve hidden some stash in your bag while you weren’t looking, hoping to recover it post landing. So keep an eye on your luggage.

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        10 months ago

        And even if not, how do you know you didn’t step on a tiny yet detectable grain of hashish on the way to the airport? Someone ended up in jail in Dubai for “smuggling” such a grain on the sole of their shoe.