Depending on how fast you can swim, it might even be faster to go through Mexico and up.

Flat earthers ain’t never touched a globe out here like “yeah, Greenland is about the same size as the continental united states and most of northern Africa”

I hate that whenever I check in to see how flat earthers are doing they’ve somehow grown in size

Like… Why

They have to do all this shoddy crackhead troll math to prove how something like timezones can work on a flat earth but then it completely invalidates the shoddy crackhead troll math they did to prove how gravity works on a flat earth.

I kind of feel like flat earth thing started out with people trolling, but a number of morons believed it to be true and now it’s just trolls leading the idiots.