If a hot dog wore pants…
The Structure purist is strong with this one
So a jelly donut is a calzone? And I guess a plate of nachos is cake?
Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?
Probably calzone? I think a taquito might be sushi according to this
the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so
That’s what makes it good
Yeah, salad theory is more comprehensive https://saladtheory.github.io/
Salad theory is rigid and respectable.
Cube rule of food identification exists to be disproven aggressively for comedy and arguing. It’s a good time, until the person that believes it so truly they would kill and die to call a cheese roll up sushi arrives. They can make the conversation stressful.
This thread has been a trip
A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.
In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.
Club sandwich? Actually cake.
Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?
Soup, chili, cereal; it’s all just salad.
So… Pie and empanadas are calzone?
Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.
So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.
Am I sushi?
So a Big Mac is cake?
Absolutely
