Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.
“I wish I could run forever!”
[zoooooom!]
It sounds like a good idea until your dog asks to eat you so you can always be with him.
If it’s what he wants…
I wish my owner was a chew toy and never dies
This would make a good twilight zone episode
I have no mouth and I must scream vibes here
Wait, are crossposts a thing on Lemmy now? I somehow missed that, but that’s pretty cool that it crosses instances
In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:
“I wish to swap bodies with the human”
“I wish they couldn’t talk anymore”
This one:
Thanks for doing the work for me, appreciate you :P
I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long
The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle
I wouldn’t want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish
